Some things are so insane that you just have to share them. Do you just happen to have a hippo lying around that you need to ship? Well, here's how you do it.
You don't have a hippo? Well, how about pet rocks or a gorilla? There's help for you, too. Remember, these are the most authoritative directions available, apparently straight from the US Postal Service!
Next time you need to ship your hippo, you'll thank me for this.